Warner Bros. Records Head of Press, Luke Burland, suffered an attack of insecurity this morning whilst doing pilates. Luke was trying to enjoy the benefits of stretching and toning her body when she looked to the left and noticed that a Nashvillian Soccer Mom was outperforming her. A cold sweat broke out and she slid off the reformer into the parking lot where she was forced to put her head between her legs to catch her breath. She quickly changed and went to work pissed off.
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